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#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life

94m:

please do not say that “koreans are so hot” because a. you’re fetishizing a nationality and b. you’re saying you find kim jong un attractive and i don’t think you actually mean that

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

I really don’t understand the obsession with Beyoncé? I’m more of an Erykah Badu/Lauryn Hill kind of girl
— a bitch who think she’s special but actually sounds dry as hell (via kobetyrant)

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER